Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Don't make me go electro-static on yer arse...

Alright, now I've seen everything... Probably you know about self-defense devices such as
guns, gas pistols, pepper spray, stun-guns and INSANE flashlights that blind enemy troops (cause holes in the ozone layer and make astronomers believe we're being invaded by aliens)...

Think it's too much? Yeah, me too. Believe it or not there is something even wackier. It's the formidable electrifying lizard coat. Yeah, you read that right, it's a coat that electrocutes you when you try to hit on someone. Not only it deprives your miserable life of sex (alright, it may be rape, but it's still sex), but it looks hideous too!

I feel sick to my stomach, can't wait for them to make "stinking breath mints", so you can clear a room with your breath whean you feel threatened.


At 15/2/05 4:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's cool, man!!!

At 15/2/05 5:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, man :)
That's good.

At 15/2/05 6:06 AM, Blogger flipthedolphin said...

Muahahah... this is weird! Anyway cool! World never ceases to amaze me ;)


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