Monday, March 21, 2005

Educate yourself on fats!

Gee, I never knew there's a site on farts before! Please, visit and find out the answers to some astonishing, mind blowing questions like:
Is it really possible to ignite farts?

Is is possible that, by inhaling other people's farts all day long, my own farts will smell more?

Is it possible to get stoned after inhaling two or three farts in a row?

Is it possible for a fart to kill you?*

If you fart in the bathtub, is the water polluted and should you refill the tub?

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?*

What color is a fart?
I don't know what those people eat, but for a person to ask THAT kind of questions, he must have some REALLY mean farts!!!

P.S. About the questions marked with an * ... I just want to say. You sick, sick fuck!!! If you're gonna kill people, don't go around doing it with farts in a jar; use a more humain method! Like stabbing them with paperclips to death!!!

P.P.S. I forgot to tell you. The main site, doesn't sell poop anymore. Their order page says someone enlightened them it's not legal to do so. Gee, wiz, gosh, golly, you'd think that's fucking obvious!


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