Thursday, June 23, 2005

Sweet, sweet revenge.

A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear
John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as
follows:

"Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky.............."
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included
all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his
buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this
note:
"Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f***
you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
back to me.
Take care,
Ricky ..... "

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