Monday, December 12, 2005

Cops say the darndest things!

The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.

"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."

"In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

"Just how big were those two beers?"

"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

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