Killer klowns from outer space

I found this old movie poster at one of my local torrent sites.

Now, I can swallow the title - KILLER KLOWNS from outer space - obviously made up by an elementary school drop-out (notice the K in clown) in a catatonic state of inspiration getting his dick sucked by a two-bit crack whore. I can also swallow the plastic, floating clown head with popcorn meteors all around it.

The part that gives me the kick out of this whole deal is the yellow, no doubt threatening, line in space no one can eat ice cream!
Notice the exclamation mark, now THAT scared me shitless, in fact I'm still waiting for a scary clown head to deprive me of my ice cream privileges every time I wipe my ass.

The pope is smoked

Year 1981
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1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Pope Died.

Year 2005
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1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe (again)
3. Pope Died.

In the future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry or Liverpool needs another European crown ... please warn the Pope!

Nice shurts

Check out phatrags.com, I gotta say - they may not be creative and are even down right dirty, but I love 'em. Would've been nice if I could actually pay for them outside the US though.