### Some funny shit homie

This is the funniest "prank call" I've ever listened to in my life! Enjoy :D

Edit: another hilarious video from filecabi.net.

A daily journal on the controversial world of funny. George Popov - PhD in Humour.

This is the funniest "prank call" I've ever listened to in my life! Enjoy :D

Edit: another hilarious video from filecabi.net.

Check out this baby. Looks pretty nice, I recommend it as a bedtime cure for small children and lactating women.

I found a site that belongs, in my humble opinion, to a very disturbed person. Her name is Laurie Lipton and to say her works are creepy is to put it mildly.

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I had to add this picture. It's titled Last Night I Dreamt that I Murdered Mommy - (1980)

Oh. My. Fucking. G O D !

There was a webconference here in Sofia, Bulgaria and Artemij Lebedev was one of the spokespersons. To tell you the truth, the guy kinda looked like a bum and was articulate as a retard at prom night.

After a while I ended up on his site, where I saw he's not a bum, he's more of an appearance-challenged genius, rather than an intellectually-challenged dork and he actually makes good looking, well thought of, pretty little things for mass manufacturing.

Some (most) of them are not in production yet, but hopefully will be in the near future. Why hopefully you ask? Cause I found THIS keyboard as one of his soon-to-be-in-production industrial designs.

I found this on boingboing. It's called Sparkler art and it's done by artists leaving their camera shutters open for a long time while the people they photograph draw shapes in the air with their sparklers. The results are breathtaking:

Oh yeah, oh yeah, I found this IQ test on the net and passed it with flying colors. Can you do it suckah?!?

I was google-spell checking the word "ninkampoop" (yeah I do that, I'm illiterate, I know) and found this page. For your lazy asses' convenience, I'll post the text here.

Defining A Prime Number

The physicist says: "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime... 9... well,

experimental error. 11 is prime... ..."

The mathematician says: "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime... therefore,

by induction on 2n-1, all odd numbers are prime."

The engineer says: "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime... 9 is prime...

11 is prime... ..."

The chemist says: "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime; well, I guess that's

enough data"

The Biologist says: "What's a prime?"

The programmer says: "Wait a minute, I think I have an algorithm from Knuth

on finding prime numbers... just a little bit longer, I've found the

last bug... no, that's not it... ya know, I think there may be a

compiler bug here - oh, did you want IEEE-998.0334 rounding or not?

- was that in the spec? - hold on, I've almost got it - I was up all

night working on this program, ya know... now if management would

just get me that new workstation that just came out, I'd be done by

now... etc., etc. ..."

The computer scientist says: "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime...

7 is prime... 7 is prime... 7 is prime... ..."

The psychologist says: "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime... 9 is

latently prime but repressing it... 11 is prime... ..."

The social scientist says: "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime...

we'll pretend 9 is prime... 11 is prime... ..."

The statistician says : "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime... from

samples surveyed, all odd numbers are prime..."

The politician says : "Some numbers are prime.. but the goal is to create

a kinder, gentler country where all numbers are prime... "

And with reference to the presidential campaign of 1992 :

Bill Clinton : "During the last twelve years, only the larger prime

numbers got the breaks. If you elect me, I'll see that only the prime

numbers over 200000 feel the heat, and the ones between 30000 and 50000

are taxed 13 % less than the difference between the current rate and .... "

George Bush : "Gotta be prime. Not divisible, that kinda thing... but

my opponent wants to be even and still be prime. Can't do that. Or even

the odd thing. Some odds are prime, that's the way it is. Saddam wanted

to be prime... experience with primes, that and character. We have more

primes now than four years ago..."

Ross Perot : "D'ya know how many primes there are in four trillion

dollars ? Let's just count 'em. Now I ran a business where we had a

lot of numbers. I know how to count..."

Dan Quayle : "What's a prime?"

Yoav add: "Therfore, by induction, Dan Quayle is either a biologist... NOT!!!

or a ninkampoop"

Now that's some sick shit right there homie, it's a female manikin that falls endlessly through a field of variously sized spheres.

It'll either give you nightmares for a month or a hardon, depends on what you fancy.