"Respect, bro!" - roflmao

Ever been to Europe? More specifically eastern Europe. There are stories abot "well dressed businessmen" from time to time, but nothing beats the story I just read on the dailywtf forum, it's beyond hilarios, it's on a himour level of it's own!

So we were on that project in Wroclaw. Our client invited us for a dinner to LaScala restaurant on the town sqare. The restaurant was quite calm and quiet, but, as it sometimes happens, at the nearby table there was sitting a bunch of gentlemen, you know, with wide necks and lots of gold chains. They were using their mobile phones a lot, telling things like That guy on the truck is one of us or Take the BMW and drive it to Siergiej.

Our guys tryed to talk calmly and not to get their attention. Suddenly there is a phone call to Matt, somebody has some problems with a daemon on a production server, and Matt says: If you can't do it the other way, just kill him.

After the call, one of the genlemen turns around, looks at our guy, and says: Respect, bro!

source: thedailywtf

The gnarliest site ever (this month)!

A colleague of mine sent me this site, don't remember who, but the site rocks like mount Rushmore!

Press me. Press me, press me, press meeeee!

Looky here, you just can't stop clicking it, you just can't!

The epiphany of its coolnes came from seer.

A plain request.

I'm not fast enough to click on plain black dots, therefore I suck. Could someone who doesn't suck, please finish level 2 of this game and tell me what follows. Pretty please.

Say hello to eternal damnation.

Looky at this here purity test. It says I'm only 21% pure and I swear it wasn't the underaged girls and gangbang sex that got me... Honest! Anyway, check t out. See how much you'll burn }:o)

Very weird...

A friend of mine sent me this by e-mail, check it out, it's got a point.

Think of a letter between
A and W.
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Repeat it
out loud as
you scroll down.
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Keep going . . .
Don't stop . .
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Think of an
animal
that begins
with that letter.
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Repeat it
out loud
as you scroll down.
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Think of
either a man's/woman's name
that
begins
with the
last letter
in the
animal's name
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Almost
there........
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Now
count out
the letters
in that name
on the fingers
of the hand
you are not
using to
scroll down.
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Take the
hand you
counted with
and hold it out
in front of you
at face level
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Look at your
palm
very closely
and
notice
the
lines
in
your
hand
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Do the lines
take the
form of the
first letter
in the
person's name?
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. Of course not......
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Now smack
yourself in the head, get a life,
and
quit playing
stupid
online games!

Thanks to Krystal for bringing this to my attention :o)

I'm back! Yes, I'm back! (as if anyone cares)...

Looky here dudes and chicks, after a 20 day silence I'm here and with a new job on top of that. Out with the old customer support job, in with the new webdeveloper job! And a developer at http://aplus.net at that. Anyway, here's a few links I fount interesting enough to keep during my long yeas... errr... months... days that is... I mean days, days of silence. Nywayz, here they are:

Net Disaster - on the technical side, nothing special. On the funny side however I give it 6.5 out of 10 (which is pretty good)!

Ecrans transperants - now this is just awesome, you should definitely check it out. DE FI NI TE LY!

Coffee art - now this is just plain cool. Very, very cool!