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Thanks go out to Mitko a.k.a. the furry sex-machine

The new lithuanian president

Is a sick, sick fuck as you can see.

I smell me some pussy

What's next? Shit-odored shampoo?

P.S. I forgot the link to the pussy-flavored perfume.

90% of U.S. citizens declare TWAT against Australia

The War Against Terror is a great thing ain't it?

Of course it is, if any obese, minimum-wage, high-school drop out motherfucker gets to play president and suggest where they should strike next it is.

Most of them don't know the first thing about the middle east and obviously don't know where Australia is (even though it's a big-ass country taking up a whole continent), but hell, they don't need to know where to find the big bad commies on the map, they have Indian programmers which already pre-set the coordinates in their ballistic missiles. Did I say commies? I meant terrorist, I forgot they're fighting terrorists now.

Go America, go (you fucking lardballs)!!!